Hillary Clinton is hoping you've forgotten her past
Remember back when her husband Bill was elected president and she came along for the ride since she was married to him? Remember how we all loved old Bill, even many of the Republicans, of course that was until he turned 49 and got caught with that 22 year old female intern in the Oval Office. Whew, it was both embarrassing and funny when he was charged with perjury and summarily impeached. Remember how Hillary stood by his philandering side hiding her notoriously short temped behind closed doors while Bill slept on the couch? Her feminist friends all leaned toward her leaving the broken marriage, but she stayed…it was the power after all of being First Lady and how she could wield it. We only need to examine what impact she had on the administration to understand just how unequivocally important that power was.
Remember when as First Lady how she “assumed” authority over Health Care Reform? Yes, she owned it so much that they even began calling it “Hillarycare” much like the failed platform the current administration is mired in. What did that cost taxpayers…like $13 million dollars? Instead of uniting behind her plan, many Democrats offered a number of competing plans of their own. Yes, that was her own party rejecting her ideas for anything else but. In case you wondered, her ideas in the Democratic controlled Congress – they wouldn’t even bring them up for a vote. Yeah, those were good times. The next election the Democrats lost both houses as everyone knows; a real referendum on trying to force Americans to do anything.
Also, remember when she also “assumed” authority (yes, I know it sounds crazy since she was never elected) to choose a female attorney general. Not sure how being female makes you better at doing a job over being male, unless of course the job is having a baby. But I digress, back on topic. She originally recommended Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood. Since Baird and her husband had been employing two illegal aliens (one as a chauffeur and the other a nanny) and the fact they didn’t pay Social Security taxes for either, leading to the wonderful term “nannygate” being used around Washington, she didn’t make the cut. Kimba Wood on the other hand also was caught red-handed with an illegal nanny, and even though she claimed to pay taxes, she went down very quickly. Oh, the double standard of wealthy Democrats and their illegal nannies…what joy it was!
So, Hillary settled on Janet Reno, who President Clinton later described as "my worst mistake." Maybe it was all those civilian casualties in Waco Texas. You remember when the news came out how Clinton wanted to drop Reno after his first term in office but when Reno threatened to tell the media that it was Bill Clinton, not she, who ordered the raid on the compound in Waco that ended with 76 men, women, and children killed when the building was burned to the ground. Wow, Hillary sure knows how to pick ‘em doesn’t she?
Her Peeps at the Law Firm
The power pipe ran at full blast while she sat next to Bill. Some of Hillary’s other great recommendations were former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy, for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell arrived in Washington as liason to the US Department of Justice and a little over a year later, resigned due to fallout from the Whitewater event. Hubbell was later imprisoned, after his indictment for alleged overbilling of clients while in private practice. There are volumes of stories surrounding this event, but suffice to say, Hillary’s old partners were into some illegal activities. Vince Foster committed suicide but there have been numerous investigations into his death since the gun he used to supposedly shoot himself was actually made up of parts from several guns, three to be exact with different serial numbers; an odd thing for a personal weapon to have. Another interesting fact is that when the FBI went to check the serial number(s) on that gun, the database had several other similar inquiries dated before the so-called suicide, as if someone was checking to see the weapon was clean beforehand. Also, on the night of Foster’s death, top Clinton aides made a frantic effort to enter and remove documents from his West Wing office. In the days that followed, federal investigators were stymied in their investigation of Foster’s office and strange death by the Clinton’s. And lastly William Kennedy was forced to resign – well, he simply refused to produce notes subpoenaed by the Whitewater investigation committee – he took the fall for the Clintons. Don’t you remember just how many times Hillary and Bill were under investigation in the past? I’m just scratching the surface but we can count on Mr. Trump opening up those coffins and pulling every cobweb out to be put on display for all America to laugh at.
Filegate...gotta love them -gates
Hillary’s list of criminal friends goes on and on. Remember Craig Livingstone, the former director of White House security? Remember when he was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (another gate, this one can be reference as filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff? Remember how both Hillary and her husband denied even knowing him? Man, talk about throwing your friends under the bus. We know otherwise, since Dennis Sculimbrene, an FBI agent, confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee in 1996 both the drug use in the White House and Hillary's direct involvement in hiring Mr. Livingstone. I guess that the FBI is quite willing to give up the ghost on Mrs. Clinton, since it was at her behest that the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office, in order to open some "slots" in the White House for some of her other friends. Remember how her good pal Harry Thomasons had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired? They were all reported to the FBI for "gross mismanagement" and their reputations ruined just to appease the Clinton circle of friends or political machine, whichever you like the best. Funny how even after an investigation which lasted nearly three years and cost who knows how much, resulted in only one person being charged with a crime (mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks.) And in case you wondered, yes the jury acquitted him and in less than two hours.
Bill Cheating? I don't know, over and over again
Probably one of her finest moments which still continue’s today by some accounts is when she became the judge, jury, and executioner against all of the women who were coming forward to admit they had sexual relations with her husband – the list was lengthy. She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit; sexual harassment against the President. In case you didn’t know, the Clinton’s paid her off to the tune of almost $1 million out of court. Hillary was the one who refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor and after nearly $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, led to Monica Lewinsky, which later led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs. Whew, did you get all that? Hillary knew about Bill but covered it up in such a way that she looked to be the one in charge, not him. Oh, and remember how Bill then lost his law license for lying to the grand jury? Bill as noted was impeached by the house, but did you know Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice? Last count was her saying “I DON’T KNOW” 56 times while under oath in the hearing…56 times. She must not have even known her own name that day.
Never Quit when you're milking the taxpayers
Man, the life of Hillary is so funny, isn’t it? Regular folks like us would be in jail many times over after that stretch of bad road, but not Hillary. She decided to run for the Senate. Of course, to be fair to the uninformed voters, it was in a state she had never lived in. The people of her home state of Arkansas wouldn’t let her be in charge of a PTA meeting, but the New York Liberals, well they could be “persuaded” to vote Hillary. Bill pardoned FALN terrorists to get the New York Latino support; 16 paramilitary Puerto Ricans who had detonated 120 bombs within the borders of the United States all had their sentences commuted much to the dismay of everyone else in the Federal Government. He pardoned the 4 members of the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support;the four men had swindled the government out of $40 million in student grants, small-business loans and housing subsidies. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support. Nothing like building up a big block of indentured voter’s right? She left the White House loaded up, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen. She played a helping dose of the "woman card" in her campaign for the Senate, by portraying her opponent as a mean-old bully picking on her. She won, we’ll of course she did. The Clinton machine was not going to be stopped.
It's up to 46 people now
I’m sorry, but I’ve got to stop at this point. My eyes and sides hurt from laughing so hard I cry. I’m just waiting patiently for Donald Trump to bring these and many more tidbits from her past to the light of day. He could try to interview some people who had past experiences with the Clinton family, but in light of the fact that most of them are dead, it’s difficult. I’m sure she weeps daily about the unfortunate death of so many seemingly healthy people in such a short time. Imagine all the deep secrets they kept, only to accidentally die before they could write that big book or get that big interview with the National Enquirer. 46 people, including recent entry named Walter Scheib. Walter was hired by the Clinton White House to work as a Chef, and continued to serve the Bush administration. Interestingly, he was reported missing during a hike, and his body was found almost 2 miles away at the bottom of a river. I’m sure Mr. Trump will share more about these unfortunates when he has time. Until then, happy campaigning and bring your shovels!!! There’s a lot of dirt still to be upturned.